Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you ?
yes but that was way back when i could still fit into a pail of water. i was trying to test my breathing abilities...
Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it ?
hmmm not really.
Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are ?
its a conspiracy. all of the colours taste the same. i suppose its something psychological.
Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious ?
isn't it supercali?
Do you know the names of all the American presidents ?
no. but i vote for hilary clinton!
Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive ?
Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house ?
i'd have to be suicidal for this. plus my neighbour's roof is my roof.
Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb ?
thats a stereotype, so no.
Do you have TV's in your house ?
but of course.
Do you hear voices ?
i hear adam sandler singing forgetful lucy on my pc if thats what you mean.
Is your favorite color tangerine ?
no. my favourite colour is green!
Is your favorite food turtle soup ?
hell no. thats gross. reminds me of cannibal holocaust which doesn't do much for my taste buds.
Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies ?
yea. they're freaky. i prefer barney!
Did you ever think that the government was spying on you ?
these wall have eyes!
Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling ?
Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess ?
i'm not much fun so i don't enter these contests.
Can you fling stuff out of your nose ?
if i blow really hard, i could use boogers as bullets. thats gross.
Do you know the meaning of life ?
can i use wikipedia to answer this question?
Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year ?
i count months, not days.
Do you see dead people ?
no and i dont intend to.
Is this a yes or no question ?
yes and no!
Do you enjoy tight clothing ?
i enjoy having my 50 gallon belly hanging out my tight clothing cos im happy like that!
Do you sleep with the lights on ?
Do you consider money to be a form of evil ?
not really. we humans just need something convenient to blame. we are the cause of our own greed and misery.
Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich ?
no. but that boy in little rascals made pickles look real nice.
Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's ?
yea. in secondary school.
Do you believe in superstition ?
i'm not supersticious if thats what you're asking.
Do you like Diet soda ?
Do you watch cartoon shows everyday ?
i watch the simpsons whenever i have the time but i cant afford to do it daily.
Do you read books for fun ?
yes. i'm currently reading a book called lullaby by chuck palahniuk. its about a culling song which is used to kill people and i should use it kill whoever who wrote these questions and believed in superstition.