Friday, May 29, 2009

senior moment


There comes a point in everyone's life when they have to resign to seniority and further wither into extinction. You know you're old when...


  • Your friends start having legit babies instead of shotguns.

  • A kid in mischief trips and kisses the ground and you don't laugh. You sympathize.

  • You start talking about freemasons and illuminati.

  • Your parents allow you to stay up late but you choose to go home early for work beckons the next day.

  • You stop growing vertically and increase horizontally.

  • Shops no longer ask for your IC when you replenish your cancer sticks.
  • You lunch and talk about work.

  • You keep young friends to feed on their youth just like a parasite.

  • You listen to yoyoma instead of yo momma's nagging.

Life in retrospect. Then you die.


Love,
The Optimist

2 comments:

Glenn said...

With age comes less care, i think :)

I like your words, fellow Mraz-fan x

adrenalene.xs said...

Yeah, that's true :)

We mellow with age and don't take ourselves too seriously. It is so important to be able to laugh at yourself. Opps, I rambled a bit.

Thanks for dropping by.