Monday, July 25, 2011

if you're bored...

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

3) Go watch a horror movie in the theaters and scream at the parts that aren't the least bit scary.

4) Ask a vegetarian if they eat animal crackers.

5) Try to eat air.

6) Go to burger king and ask for the burger queen.

7) Stop a car in the middle of the road and ask them if they have seen your pet ant, Delfigello.

8) ROFL... for real.

9) Write your number on a helium balloon and set it free. See if anyone calls you.

10) Go to an atm machine and when the money comes out scream i win i win.

11) Go to hot dollar shop and yell "WHY ARE THESE ITEMS SO FRIGGEN EXPENSIVE ! ".

12) Go in your kitchen and color every single banana a different color.

13) Go on the side of the highway with a blowdryer and pretend its a radar gun.

14) Call your best friend and try to have a conversation using only song lyrics.

15) Buy a fizzy drink, shake it up, in public go up to someone you don't know and open the bottle.

16) Tell random people, "DUDE! That wig almost looks REAL!!!"

17) When a classmate raises there hand to ask a question. highfive them.

18) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

19) Start screaming THE WORLD'S GONNA END and push the first person who looks at you weirdly.

20) With a banana in your hand, go up to a random person and say, "You dropped this."

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